(Philippe Gildas, former TV host on Canal+), "Désolé..." ("Sorry..." — Michel Denisot), "Vous avez vu ma femme tellement qu'elle est belle tellement qu'elle est mannequin tellement qu'c'est ma femme !" How the American characters see the French, of course. Les Guignols de l'info, émission emblématique de Canal+ et créée par l'illustre Alain de Greef, qui nous a quitté lundi. mais au sens métaphorique de « empêcher la pensée ». Also known as palilalia... palilalia. ("SHITTY COUNTRYYYYYY!!!" Furthermore any segment by Jean-Pierre Pernaut, of the "right-wing bias" and "inconsequential human interests stories over important news" categories. — François Mitterrand, former president), "Eeeeeheeeee..."; "Uuuuhuuuu..."; "Je veux être un président, "Abracadabrantesque !" ", François Hollande has started to rival him during his presidency; he was the least popular president in France since the beginning of the Fifth French Republic (until Emmanuel Macron, that is), but the Guignols flanderize this into having the whole population absolutely. This guy in particular just loves engorging in his money. (PPD's former opening phrase), "You always believe everything said on television. Les célèbres marionnettes de latex vont bientôt faire leur retour sur Canal+. Rémy Pflimlin, PDG of France Télévisions. Since he became a minister, the legendary judoka David Douillet, after a short time of, Dominique Tiberi, son of Jean Tiberi (former mayor of Paris), Philippe Séguin went through many Epic Fails. She's a specialist in, Pierre Gattaz, who came after Parisot. Since I put handkerchiefs to scare them. The puppet of Tim Cook is the same as Steve Jobs. en core bravo. Nicolas Sarkozy steal a bike. Touche pas à mon poste. L'avenir de Jacques Legros, les NRJ Music Awards et le retour des Guignols de l'info. For a long time, the soccer club Paris Saint-Germain's way of playing could only be described as epic fail, (in one case. We never hear his voice anyway... except for rare exceptions. Il y a plein de choses mais on y a pas accès. — Jacques Chirac, as he was waiting for the next presidential election, assuming he would get elected then, "Mééééééééheuuuu ! A parody of a television news show, the show is a caricature of the political world, the media, personalities or more generally of French society and the world today. For the PS (center-left / left-wing), it is Bertrand Delanoë, then-mayor of Paris. Bernadette Chirac sounds affable, and she's portrayed like a wicked crone in some skits. Liliane "Mamie Zinzin" Bettencourt, owner of L'Oréal company and France's richest woman. Oops, le contenu ne peut pas être chargécar vous avez des problèmes de connexion, A seulement 11 ans, Gui Khury détient le record du 1080 sur vert ramp au skateboard, Eruption de l’Etna sous un soleil couchant, Adam Sandler rejoue 25 ans après le swing d’Happy Gilmore (suivie de la réponse de Shooter McGavin), Port du masque : comment éviter les boutons, Solution anti-système : un hack de caméras de surveillance avec des lunettes qui cachent votre visage. For the Ecologists (left-wing), it is Noël Mamère, European deputy and former anchorman or Daniel Cohn-Bendit, European deputy and former far-left militant. Her puppet is more uncultured and fanatical than an actual ditz — on the other hand Roselyne Bachelot was this to a T, at least while she was in government (she is now retired from politics and co-hosts a popular talk show on a network owned by Canal+). His greatest pleasure? His puppet self-criticizes his own policies and calls for his own resignation as if the President was someone else. 1:14. ", How the UDI party was created after a two-month bender. — former socialist prime minister Lionel Jospin's, "M'enfin c'est pas possible ! PP⦠4,6 sur 5 étoiles 13. Bravo!!! PPDA having been fired from his real life job on the channel TF1 in 2008, the authors had also introduced for a time a new anchorman, Harry Roselmack, who worked every Friday as his "apprentice". After Brice Hortefeux left the government, Claude Guéant largely covered this niche. Probably the oldest and most enduring running gag. Lâavantage de pointer du doigt lâautre et de le taxer de terroriste, câest que ça rend possible les conditions dâune politique de terreur, câest-à-dire un coupage de tête qui est à prendre non plus au sens premier (câest heureux !) Désolé de vous ennuyer de nouveau mais sur le jeu des guignols de l'info il y a des vidéos, qui était au format quicktime à l'époque. Shown to shut the door on a blast furnace occupied by angry workers and turning it on. "You're watching too much television. Le jeu fonctionne mais aucune vidéo ne se lance dans le jeu. Although his sex scandal (and his alleged foot fetish) became comedy fodder a couple years before the DSK affair, so Tron's recharacterisation is a bit of a. Amongst French politicians: François Bayrou; Philippe Douste-Blazy; Roselyne Bachelot; François Léotard; Nadine Morano... Nadine Morano is portrayed more as a rabid fangirl for Sarkozy since the 2012 presidential campaign due to the fact she's very active and somewhat undiplomatic on Twitter. Les Guignols de l'Info : La marionnette de Cyril Hanouna présente TPMP. Cyril Hanouna prêt à sauver Les Guignols de l'info sur D8 : "Il faut retravailler Les Guignols pas les arrêter" PPDA's hair being fake. ("Dumbass! 5:07. — François Bayrou, center-right unsuccessful presidential candidate), "En effet !" Jean-Luc Mélenchon (even though the real one is pretty wise-cracking...). Lâémission diffusée sur Canal+ existe depuis 1988 et fait lâobjet dâun best of hebdomadaire (diffusé le dimanche vers 13 h 45 sous le titre La Semaine des Guignols ) depuis 1992. Capture d'écran du sketch Pol Fiction des Guignols de l'info sur Canal +. And PPD himself, especially with each little phrase concluding every news or interviews, which are often quite sarcastic. Les Guignols de l'info : Alain de Greef explique l'humour au CSA. Très bon sketch des guignols de l'info ce vendredi dans le grand journal de canal plus. He'd like to make the Revolution as soon as possible... if only he could find the time, his job as a postman keeps him busy. While François was presented as a, Michel Rocard, half the time. Serge July: "Écoutez, j'crois qu'c'est clair..." ("Look, I think that's obvious..."). He once wanted to buy an orange juice from a distributor. Interestingly, unlike most occurrences of this trope, the show didn't treat French soldiers as especially cowardly or weak, but just horribly poorly equipped. But PPD doesn't seem to understand ecology. (Jack Lang, former socialist minister of culture and education), "Pas formidable !" Les Guignols de l'Info du 02/02/12 - Le clip de campagne de Nicolas Sarkozy. CONFIRMATION - Selon nos informations, "Les Guignols de l'info", c'est bel et bien fini. 0:34. Good evening. On top of being appallingly bad, his jokes are immature and really tasteless, to say the least. ("Indeed!" Patrick Sébastien. ("Hi fella!" Fashion designer Karl Lagerfeld, about awful fashion. Prince Al-Thani of Qatar only speaks in a whisper to the PSG's manager, Leonardo, who then repeats for everyone. The "sheep" part disappeared after his election as president. La dernière des Guignols de lâInfo a eu lieu en juin dernier, deux mois plus tard, ils auraient fêter leur 30 ans. Patobeur a écrit: « A part pour les gauchos y’a vraiment rien de drole, les paroles sont affigentes. In 2015, after billionaire Vincent Bolloré bought Canal+, his first decision was to move the show to a less favorable timeslot and fire most of its writers. Ségolène Royal (socialist candidate for French presidency in 2007) and her then mate, François Hollande (president of the socialist party at the time). ("Come ooooooon, I want to be president!" Of course there are none. François Mitterrand, Charles Pasqua and Antoine Waechter in the earlier seasons. n_a. Likewise, Lakshmi Mittal is portrayed as a Sylvestre (with brown skin and a turban), exactly like the World Company executives. Sylvester usually says "Beuuuuuuarh" to say "hi", with PPD responding "beuarh to you too". World Company executives, who all look like, Bernadette Chirac was once portrayed like this in a spoof of the SPECTRE conference from. Karl Lagerfeld always has a sharp tongue when commenting fashion he deems horrible. T’es tellement hypocrite que tu nies la justesse des paroles, comme tant de gens qui votent pour une équipe de truands (n’oublions jamais toutes les magouilles, de woerth a l’affaire karachi notamment) et qui continuent de se voiler la face… Qu’un patron du CAC40 vote sarko c’est compréhensible, mais que le français « moyen » comme un prof ou un chef de petite entreprise compte voter une nouvelle fois pour lui après s’être fait entuber pendant 5 ans ça me dépasse…Enfin bref reste dans ta misère mentale mais ai la décence de la garder la pour toi. However, it has happened for some personalities to meet their puppets in the talk shows framing. (another of PPD's former opening phrases). He is probably the politest man in the show, and his ideas on immigration were portrayed as being very similar to those of the National Front, if not purely racist. Parodie de journal télévisé, l'émission est une caricature du monde politique, des médias, des personnalités ou plus généralement de la société française et du monde actuel. Les Guignols de l'info est une émission satirique qui parodie des personnes célèbres sous forme de marionnettes en latex. he said he was illegally elected due to the 2000 recount in Florida and requested a new election. Most of the time he just calls her "Maman". Vive la farine ! Les Guignols de l'info was a popular French News Parody and Satire puppet show broadcast on Canal+. « Putain, 30 ans ! Jean-François Copé. Mitt Romney seems to live in a world where words have. Nicolas Sarkozy was drooling with political ambition in the '90s, with honey-words to boot. Michel Rocard's puppet received one for following Lévy's ideas in his policy during the Bosnian War. en streaming. After a brief cancellation, the show resumed airing in late 2015 but with a different host and a drastically changed formula more focused on skits and far tamer in its comedy. —, "Formidable !" En allant rematter l’original, j’ai vu que Kyan avait lui aussi une parodie (cf TF1). Lionel Jospin, until François Hollande's election as President. Politician/venture capitalist Bernard Tapie to any politician he doesn't deem manly enough. Pascal Bataille and Laurent Fontaine, hosts of the controversial reality talk show. For example, when PPDA was wondering if he knew some french words. Quand le Guignols de l’Info reprennent la chanson « Désolé » (voir le clip) de Sexion d’assaut, avec une petite surprise à la fin ^^, désolé ou pas vivement qu’il aille voir ailleurs si j’y suis, Live a commenté le 4 février 2012 à 18 h 26 min // #2, ENOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE :D. toi tu va regretter d’avoir dit sa ! Mais là ils se sont surpassés sur ce clip, je trouve qu’il fait vraiment un bilan très critique mais réel du quinquennat de Sarko. :) une très bonne parodie avec des textes très droles sur la crise et les problèmes des français :) ⦠And Bernadette Chirac's hairdo. les guignols de lâinfo sont les pires raclure en ce qui concerne lâinternational. None of his employees can pronounce his name correctly. L'émission satirique, diffusée depuis 1988, parodie un journal télévisé. La direction de Canal+ a annoncé, le 1er juin, la fin des "Guignols de l'info". Good evening." Marine Le Pen, daughter of Jean-Marie Le Pen (far right), is portrayed as such. Jacques Chirac also had the habit of doing one along with his. Jean Sarkozy towards his father. The name of the show came from Guignol, a famous French satirical puppet of the early 19th century. Good evening." From their beginning in 1988 (when the show was known as Les Arènes de l'info) to 2015 it was hosted by PPD, a puppet of famous French news anchor Patrick Poivre D'Arvor (or PPDA, as he is better known by the audiences)note PPDA having been fired from his real life job on the channel TF1 in 2008, the authors had also introduced for a time a new anchorman, Harry Roselmack, who worked every Friday as his "apprentice". les guignols c’est ce kil ya de meilleur dans l’humour français. Hervé Bourges and other members of the CSA (French censorship institute), who have to be given. Regarder Les Guignols de l'info : Putain 20 ans ! And the Sylvestre(s) who accompany George W. Bush or Mitt Romney. Suivez en direct toute l'actualité 'Les Guignols de l'info' : vivez l'info en live, en images et en vidéos. Allez les droitistes !! Les Guignols. Quand je vais à mes rendez vous pôle emploi, le conseiller, bon on va chercher les offres sur le net comme si je ne l’avais pas fait à la maison, à chaque fois même constat, diminution des offres une fois il ne m’a rien donné car il n’y avait rien. Vive la farine ! World Company executives about the fact that they want to dominate the world by making people dumber and selling wars and fear of terrorism so they can control them. — Roselyne Bachelot, former right-wing minister and later TV show host). ("Ludicrousish" — Jacques Chirac, former president), "LE MONSIEUR TE DEMANDE..." ("THE GENTLEMAN IS ASKING YOU..." — Jacques Chirac, whenever addressing Valéry Giscard d'Estaing, despite the latter's protests that he isn't deaf), "Alors, je clique sur le mulot..." *coin* "Comment ça, 'coin'?" Dans les grandes lignes, c’est exactement sa. Essentially the French version of Spitting Image, it used latex puppets as caricatures of prominent political figures to satirize national and international politics and heads of state in sketches but also touched upon other topics such as sports, cinema, music and French television in general. too stupid to think and eat at the same time. In a skit parodying. (PPD's most recent opening phrase), "You're watching too much television. Lâémission culte des « Guignols de lâInfo », disparue de lâantenne depuis 2018, va ressortir des cartons pour rediffuser les meilleurs moments de la marionnette de Jacques Chirac. "Everybody knows that you are a young political genius...", There Are Two Kinds of People in the World, lost the 2002 French presidential election, "30 more seconds and we locate Bin Laden! And José Bové, an ecologist and anti-globalization farmer. They did. — Philippe Douste-Blazy; he rarely says something else). tremendous popularity through the years that continued for more than two decades. Brice Hortefeux, when he was "Minister of Immigration, Integration, National Identity and Cooperative Development" in the government of François Fillon. So he takes a drug against his addiction to the drug against his addiction to paper clips. The way the PPDA puppet presents the show. Also happens regularly in the socialist party. Patrick Poivre d'Arvor , le présentateur des Guignols de l'Info. @Live on reconnaît les partisans de l’UMP. Ever since the rape accusation scandal, DSK appears as a, Some recent and highly controversial sketches featured Spanish sport stars such as. L'avis de Télérama sur toute l'actualité culturelle, du Cinéma à la Littérature, des Médias aux Sorties, en passant par la Musique et la Télévision. They're also particularly harsh on TF1 since this TV channel became more and more populist, focused on light entertainment and heavily commercialized. ». Actualité Huit sketchs cultes des Guignols. His answer? Ce site est horrible on trouve rien. He combines. Guignols de lâinfo Désolé (parodie Sexion dâassaut) 4 février 2012 par La rédaction. For example, a shovel can come from out-of-screen to shut up one of the less-liked personalities (like Jean-Marie Le Pen) before he or she can utter a word in an interview. ya tout tuxboard qui va te tomber dessus!!!!! Swimming trainer Philippe Lucas, when commenting on sportspeople who failed. Bernadette Chirac's handbag. — Bernard Tapie), "Imbécile ! Alors que la France s'émeut depuis jeudi de la possible disparition de l'emblématique émission satirique de Canal+, 20 Minutes s His laugh sounds like a sea lion barking (and even attracted said animals once). Bruno Mégret, once Jean-Marie Le Pen's rival on the far-right. 4,6 sur 5 étoiles 14. ", "What a dickhead!" Nicolas Sarkozy tried to pass for one during the 2011 Lybian civil war in order to avoid questions about his policy. "60 million candidates locked up in a rightwing country, under the eye of the cameras!". (, Zinédine Zidane: "En fait..." ("In fact..."). ", "Mais quelle tête de con celui-là !" Mostly from PPD, or one of the political deadpan snarkers mentioned above. Jean-François Copé, when Sarkozy was president. Michel even meekly apologizes when he says one (and in many cases, even before he tells the joke). Cécile Duflot, who seems to be stuck in her rebellious teenager self. Michel Denisot. Les Guignols de l'info - Monsieur Sylvestre et Kim Jong-il (2002) SB+ Vidéo. Nous ajoutons régulièrement de nouveaux services de VOD et SVOD mais nous n`avons pas trouvé d`offre pour "Les Guignols de l'info : Putain 20 ans !" Et pour mes amis a de gauche souvenez que c’est un peu grâce aux guignol que chirac été élus en 1995. alors keep cool!! Marion Maréchal-Le Pen, granddaughter of Jean-Marie and niece of Marine. Coffret Guignols de l'info - Best of 2012/2014 - Nous, président de la République + La gnééé des Guignols. In another sketch, a recently retired Jacques Chirac run away after stealing a car, and then a plane, because he's afraid of facing justice. Nicolas Sarkozy tried everything to make Jacques Chirac fall before 2002. Essentially the French version of Spitting Image , it used latex puppets as caricatures of prominent political figures to satirize national and international politics and heads of state in sketches but also touched upon other topics such as sports, cinema, music and French television in general. les meilleurs guignols de ma génération c’était l’époque benladen et sylvestre :). Jacques Chirac's puppet. Vivendi Entertainment is now working with Fox on an American version. With Yves Lecoq, Nicolas Canteloup, Daniel Herzog, Sandrine Alexi. Ce que je comprends de cette vidéo des âGuignols de lâinfoâ : 1. "Alain Juppé, the candidate of old people (shows Jacques Chirac), inept people (shows François Bayrou), and old inept people (shows Valéry Giscard d'Estaing).". One sketch even shows him repeating word for word a reaction of Jean-Luc Mélenchon's puppet! —, "Ceci est une révolution !" For once, this was hardly caricatural. Et pour mes amis a de gauche souvenez que câest un peu grâce aux guignol que chirac été élus en 1995. alors keep cool!! » Les Guignols de lâinfo, lancés en 1988, se sont arrêtés en 2018. Dominique Strauss-Kahn: after the sex scandal, now only shows up in a, Georges Tron later became the right-wing equivalent of DSK, wearing a leopard bathrobe just like him. This is an exaggeration of the real-life Jacques Chirac, who has nonetheless the reputation of a healthy appetite. Nadine Morano, nicknamed "the UMP's fishmonger". « Les Guignols de lâinfo » sont de retour (ou presque) dans « TPMP » sur C8. Raymond Domenech, former coach of the French national football team, is. Jean-Luc Mélenchon, European deputy and then-leader of the Left Front (radical left). For example, in the 20th anniversary special report, reporter Denis Chalandier (one of the few purely fictional characters) arrives as a human (played by his voice actor, Luq Hamet), but as soon he's in editorial office, he's turned into his puppet self. Les guignols parodient la chanson Désolé du groupe Sexion D'assaut avec Nicolas Sarkozy et son gouvernement. Patrick Le Lay has open disdain for TV viewers and wants them to remain morons so his channel will keep being the number one. :) Faut pas insulter les guignols! Ses marionnettes représenta Whatever Michel Denisot tries to do for Canal+, it usually fails miserably with him saying "Désolé..." ("Sorry..."). Continuera pas? Thierry Roland, the late soccer commentator. Each time the show is moved to the Cannes Film Festival, there is a running gag: In 2005, each time journalist Laurent Weil tried to interview director Emir Kusturica, a fanfare of Serbian peasants showed up and played the melody of. Philippe de Villiers (sovereignist politician), who uses medieval words to describe Muslims and LGBTs. France itself was presented as this after Nicolas Sarkozy's election, because of his contested methods regarding Law and Order. For a long time, Jacques Chirac couldn't get the name of his wife right, usually using some ludicrous word rhyming with "Bernadette". Les Guignols de l'info is a popular French satirical puppet show broadcast on Canal+. Laurent Fabius, former prime minister (before the show was created) and former minister of Foreign and European Affairs. For him, everything was better when Algeria was still French. "Excusez la tenue, je sors de la douche..." ("Pardon the dress, I just got out of the shower..." — Dominique Strauss-Kahn, every time he appears since the Nafissatou Diallo affair, always wearing a leopard bathrobe), "PAAAAAYYYYS DE MEEEEEEERDE !!!" Il faut savoir faire preuve d’humour et de réalisme, même si c’est son propre camps qui est visé. He was swimming World champion Laure Manaudou's coach at the time he appeared. Zinédine Zidane, whenever commenting soccer. Laurent Fabius (PS) mixes mumbling and fast-talking with pauses that feel like he has a disorder. Insignificant animated movie characters, In 2011, some movie characters (including the, In 2012, some major Hollywoodian movies such as, In 2013, some popular French movies got ". Perso j’suis d’acc avec LIVE les guignol c’etait nettement mieux quand c’était Bruno gaccio et l’équipe de groland qui écrivaient. The show never spared the heads of the MEDEF (the most prominent French employers' union): Ernest-Antoine Seillière. Niveau satyre politique y’a beaucoup mieux aujourd’hui. The same went for Ségolène Royal against the other socialist party members in 2006/2007, as shown in. ("Fuck, two years!" The whiny voice doesn't help. streaming - toutes les offres VoD, SVoD et Replay . Bernard Tapie, a businessman who was minister in the Bérégovoy government for three months. TVTropes is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License. Veuillez revenir plus tard pour voir si une offre a été ajoutée.. Les Guignols, qui se sont amusés à parodier Intouchables, ne sont pas les derniers lorsqu'il s'agit de trouver l'inspiration magique qui transformera une bonne idée de départ en un sketch que personne n'oubliera. Ronaldinho's pseudo-Brazilian accent consists in adding "-inho" at the end of every sentence. Coffret Guignols de l'info - Best of 2012/2014 - Nous, président de la République + La gnééé des Guignols. Raymond Barre, though he was portrayed more as a. François Hollande before his candidacy for the presidential elections, and even after being elected, specially when it became visible that he regained weight. Eva Joly about her ecological party's chances at the elections, though she's not rude, rather depressing and fatalist. The specialty of Patrick & Isabelle Balkany, who are themselves a. Super Menteur (Super Liar), Jacques Chirac's superhero alterego. Les Guignols de l'info is a satirical French television puppet show. Continuera? Les Guignols ( French pronunciation: [le É¡iɲÉl], The Puppets ), formerly Les Guignols de l'info ( French pronunciation: [le É¡iɲÉl dÉ lÉÌfo], The News Puppets ), was a daily satirical latex puppet show broadcast on the French television channel Canal+. Jacques Chirac a.k.a. Concernant les hôpitaux etc.. qui ferment, les mals logés, les prêts, le pôle emploi surtout c’et vrai. When dinner's over, he gets up to go do the dishes! TV producer Patrick Le Lay, about the fact that he produces garbage on TV for audience rates and "sells audience attention time to Coca Cola". Super Menteur (Super Liar), François Bayrou. Que les valeurs de lâOccident sont toutes liées à lâ$$$ et que câest bien de vouloir en avoir peu importe les moyens. First during the presidential election. Éva Joly, a French-Norwegian ecologist and former examining magistrate. Good evening." Aimé Jacquet, former head coach of the French national soccer team (, Laurent Blanc, another coach of the French team, when he speaks about the team's abysmal chances in the. A part pour les gauchos y’a vraiment rien de drole, les paroles sont affigentes. Vincent Bolloré devrait entériner la décision vendredi 3 juillet auprès des actionnaires. Lakshmi Mittal, who backed out of a deal to help restart the metallurgy industry in France. He started off as a serious minister before. Religions are portrayed as World Companies plotting to control the faith of humanity. ("So, I click with the rodent..." *quack* "Waddya mean, 'quack'?" PlanetVidéo. The show enjoyed tremendous popularity through the years that continued for more than two decades, and had been credited with introducing younger generations to politics and even of influencing the French public's views on certain politicians.
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