"You're watching too much television. "Alain Juppé, the candidate of old people (shows Jacques Chirac), inept people (shows François Bayrou), and old inept people (shows Valéry Giscard d'Estaing).". Après, quand on est à droite et qu’on refuse de voir le bilan catastrophique, forcément on peut trouver ça naze ;). Et parmi les nouvelles célébrités parodiées aux Guignols de l'info, une certaine Céline Dion ! For the UMP (former RPR, right-wing), it is Alain Juppé, former Prime Minister and mayor of Bordeaux, or François Fillon, Nicolas Sarkozy's prime minister. The name of the show came from Guignol, a famous French satirical puppet of the early 19th century. (PPD's most recent opening phrase), "You're watching too much television. Probably the oldest and most enduring running gag. "Excusez la tenue, je sors de la douche..." ("Pardon the dress, I just got out of the shower..." — Dominique Strauss-Kahn, every time he appears since the Nafissatou Diallo affair, always wearing a leopard bathrobe), "PAAAAAYYYYS DE MEEEEEEERDE !!!" How she's so beautiful how she's a model how she's my wife!" More recently, François Hollande. Veuillez revenir plus tard pour voir si une offre a été ajoutée.. Since he became a minister, the legendary judoka David Douillet, after a short time of, Dominique Tiberi, son of Jean Tiberi (former mayor of Paris), Philippe Séguin went through many Epic Fails. Par Jean-Christophe Catalon Interestingly, unlike most occurrences of this trope, the show didn't treat French soldiers as especially cowardly or weak, but just horribly poorly equipped. ("This is a revolution!" For once, this was hardly caricatural. Bravo!!! So he takes a drug against his addiction to paper clips, but gets addicted to it. In a skit parodying. En allant rematter l’original, j’ai vu que Kyan avait lui aussi une parodie (cf TF1). http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Series/LesGuignolsDeLInfo. And PPD himself, especially with each little phrase concluding every news or interviews, which are often quite sarcastic. Michel Rocard's puppet received one for following Lévy's ideas in his policy during the Bosnian War. C’est vrai que les guignols ont baissé de niveau en général mais pour le coup il est quand même bien sympa ce clip :D, niveau humour noir ils sont moins fort que les originaux qu’ils sont sensé pasticher, Les guignols, c’est devenu chiant, comme le grand journal avec ses 15 000 pubs …. — Jacques Chirac, whenever trying to use a computer), "Putain, 2 ans !" "You're watching the ancestor of the Internet. Ever since the rape accusation scandal, DSK appears as a, Some recent and highly controversial sketches featured Spanish sport stars such as. He was swimming World champion Laure Manaudou's coach at the time he appeared. Les Guignols. Parodie de journal télévisé, l'émission est une caricature du monde politique, des médias, des personnalités ou plus généralement de la société française et du monde actuel. Philippe de Villiers (sovereignist politician), who uses medieval words to describe Muslims and LGBTs. How the American characters see the French, of course. Et pour mes amis a de gauche souvenez que c’est un peu grâce aux guignol que chirac été élus en 1995. alors keep cool!! Cyril Hanouna prêt à sauver Les Guignols de l'info sur D8 : "Il faut retravailler Les Guignols pas les arrêter" Continuera? TVTropes is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License. TV producer Patrick Le Lay, about the fact that he produces garbage on TV for audience rates and "sells audience attention time to Coca Cola". (, Zinédine Zidane: "En fait..." ("In fact..."). Patrick Le Lay has open disdain for TV viewers and wants them to remain morons so his channel will keep being the number one. les guignols c’est ce kil ya de meilleur dans l’humour français. —, "Ceci est une révolution !" He combines. When the government announced 30 billion euros in tax cuts, he, Patrick Le Lay, former CEO of TF1, the first French TV channel. Good evening." The only "persons" he succeeded to approach? L'émission satirique, diffusée depuis 1988, parodie un journal télévisé. Quand le Guignols de l’Info reprennent la chanson « Désolé » (voir le clip) de Sexion d’assaut, avec une petite surprise à la fin ^^, désolé ou pas vivement qu’il aille voir ailleurs si j’y suis, Live a commenté le 4 février 2012 à 18 h 26 min // #2, ENOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE :D. toi tu va regretter d’avoir dit sa ! Quand je vais à mes rendez vous pôle emploi, le conseiller, bon on va chercher les offres sur le net comme si je ne l’avais pas fait à la maison, à chaque fois même constat, diminution des offres une fois il ne m’a rien donné car il n’y avait rien. Les Guignols de l'Info du 02/02/12 - Le clip de campagne de Nicolas Sarkozy. Denis Chalandier and Michel Lecomte, a servile rookie reporter and his, In another context, Serge July and Philippe Alexandre, two political commentators indulging in frequent, François Hollande and Ségolène Royal. Good evening." Et pour mes amis a de gauche souvenez que c’est un peu grâce aux guignol que chirac été élus en 1995. alors keep cool!! Played with for Nicolas Sarkozy during his last presidential campaign, to parody his sudden shift to "candidate of the people" in his speeches. Jacques Chirac a.k.a. ("Ludicrousish" — Jacques Chirac, former president), "LE MONSIEUR TE DEMANDE..." ("THE GENTLEMAN IS ASKING YOU..." — Jacques Chirac, whenever addressing Valéry Giscard d'Estaing, despite the latter's protests that he isn't deaf), "Alors, je clique sur le mulot..." *coin* "Comment ça, 'coin'?" He once wanted to buy an orange juice from a distributor. For the Ecologists (left-wing), it is Noël Mamère, European deputy and former anchorman or Daniel Cohn-Bendit, European deputy and former far-left militant. François Mitterrand, Charles Pasqua and Antoine Waechter in the earlier seasons. A ne pas en douter le hit parade des prochains jours. Les Guignols de l'info was a popular French News Parody and Satire puppet show broadcast on Canal+. Europe 1. The show never spared the heads of the MEDEF (the most prominent French employers' union): Ernest-Antoine Seillière. Nicolas Sarkozy tried everything to make Jacques Chirac fall before 2002. Alors que la France s'émeut depuis jeudi de la possible disparition de l'emblématique émission satirique de Canal+, 20 Minutes s Olivier Besancenot too. en streaming. But PPD doesn't seem to understand ecology. :) Faut pas insulter les guignols! Guignols de l’info Désolé (parodie Sexion d’assaut) 4 février 2012 par La rédaction. Les célèbres marionnettes de latex vont bientôt faire leur retour sur Canal+. So he takes a drug against his addiction to the drug against his addiction to paper clips. This guy in particular just loves engorging in his money. This is an exaggeration of the real-life Jacques Chirac, who has nonetheless the reputation of a healthy appetite. Religions are portrayed as World Companies plotting to control the faith of humanity. After a brief cancellation, the show resumed airing in late 2015 but with a different host and a drastically changed formula more focused on skits and far tamer in its comedy. Ses marionnettes représenta Dominique Farrugia, the former president of Canal+. Although his sex scandal (and his alleged foot fetish) became comedy fodder a couple years before the DSK affair, so Tron's recharacterisation is a bit of a. Amongst French politicians: François Bayrou; Philippe Douste-Blazy; Roselyne Bachelot; François Léotard; Nadine Morano... Nadine Morano is portrayed more as a rabid fangirl for Sarkozy since the 2012 presidential campaign due to the fact she's very active and somewhat undiplomatic on Twitter. Arlette Laguiller. Même vous, vous pouvez admettre que cette parodie est criante de vérité et super marrante de surcroît. ", "What a dickhead!" SI vous regardiez plus vous verriez que les frères sylvestres apparaissent encore, P.S:Lol Maintenant c’est tout le temps la faute a la crise on rejete tout dessus, trop top, j’ai vu le clip n fois et je continu de me marrer. Faut dire ce qui est, c’est quand même ringard comme programme. — Roselyne Bachelot, former right-wing minister and later TV show host). Nicolas Sarkozy steal a bike. Though the writers denied any intentions of influencing voters, they made no secret of their left-leaning political tendencies (they didn't spare left-wing politicians nevertheless). Niveau satyre politique y’a beaucoup mieux aujourd’hui. Farid and Jean-Luc, two youngsters from the suburbs sometimes invited by PPD to talk about the "Banlieues", or about news concerning the youths. Also happens regularly in the socialist party. First during the presidential election. Zinédine Zidane, whenever commenting soccer. Les Guignols de l'info is a popular French satirical puppet show broadcast on Canal+. ("So, I click with the rodent..." *quack* "Waddya mean, 'quack'?" For the PS (center-left / left-wing), it is Bertrand Delanoë, then-mayor of Paris. Her puppet is more uncultured and fanatical than an actual ditz — on the other hand Roselyne Bachelot was this to a T, at least while she was in government (she is now retired from politics and co-hosts a popular talk show on a network owned by Canal+). Ce site est horrible on trouve rien. From their beginning in 1988 (when the show was known as Les Arènes de l'info) to 2015 it was hosted by PPD, a puppet of famous French news anchor Patrick Poivre D'Arvor (or PPDA, as he is better known by the audiences)note PPDA having been fired from his real life job on the channel TF1 in 2008, the authors had also introduced for a time a new anchorman, Harry Roselmack, who worked every Friday as his "apprentice". Laurent Fabius, former prime minister (before the show was created) and former minister of Foreign and European Affairs. Coffret Guignols de l'info - Best of 2012/2014 - Nous, président de la République + La gnééé des Guignols. Les Guignols ( French pronunciation: [le É¡iɲɔl], The Puppets ), formerly Les Guignols de l'info ( French pronunciation: [le É¡iɲɔl də lɛ̃fo], The News Puppets ), was a daily satirical latex puppet show broadcast on the French television channel Canal+. A parody of a television news show, the show is a caricature of the political world, the media, personalities or more generally of French society and the world today. « Les Guignols de l’info » sont de retour (ou presque) dans « TPMP » sur C8. She's a specialist in, Pierre Gattaz, who came after Parisot. Nous ajoutons régulièrement de nouveaux services de VOD et SVOD mais nous n`avons pas trouvé d`offre pour "Les Guignols de l'info : Putain 20 ans !" Les Guignols de l'info, émission emblématique de Canal+ et créée par l'illustre Alain de Greef, qui nous a quitté lundi. Patrick Sébastien. His laugh sounds like a sea lion barking (and even attracted said animals once). 02/07/15 17h38 . They're also particularly harsh on TF1 since this TV channel became more and more populist, focused on light entertainment and heavily commercialized. Good evening. Lakshmi Mittal, who backed out of a deal to help restart the metallurgy industry in France. Coffret Guignols de l'info - Best of 2012/2014 - Nous, président de la République + La gnééé des Guignols. Sous la forme d'un journal télévisé de 8 minutes environ, l'émission met en scène des marionnettes de latex, généralement des caricatures de personnalités médiatiques du spectacle, de la politique et du sport, pour parler de manière satirique de l'actualité. Il faut savoir faire preuve d’humour et de réalisme, même si c’est son propre camps qui est visé. For example, in the 20th anniversary special report, reporter Denis Chalandier (one of the few purely fictional characters) arrives as a human (played by his voice actor, Luq Hamet), but as soon he's in editorial office, he's turned into his puppet self. As a one-shot gag, Éric Woerth was considered Super Menteur's worthy successor. ", How the UDI party was created after a two-month bender. Jacques Chirac also had the habit of doing one along with his. Others include Jean-Marie Messier, Bernard Tapie, Silvio Berlusconi and Philippe Varin (then-CEO of Peugeot). World Company executives about the fact that they want to dominate the world by making people dumber and selling wars and fear of terrorism so they can control them. His puppet self-criticizes his own policies and calls for his own resignation as if the President was someone else. streaming - toutes les offres VoD, SVoD et Replay . Patrick Poivre d'Arvor , le présentateur des Guignols de l'Info. Les Guignols de l'info is a satirical French television puppet show. La dernière des Guignols de l’Info a eu lieu en juin dernier, deux mois plus tard, ils auraient fêter leur 30 ans. Pascal Bataille and Laurent Fontaine, hosts of the controversial reality talk show. Mais là ils se sont surpassés sur ce clip, je trouve qu’il fait vraiment un bilan très critique mais réel du quinquennat de Sarko. The specialty of Patrick & Isabelle Balkany, who are themselves a. Super Menteur (Super Liar), Jacques Chirac's superhero alterego. Most of the time he just calls her "Maman". Ronaldinho's pseudo-Brazilian accent consists in adding "-inho" at the end of every sentence. France itself was presented as this after Nicolas Sarkozy's election, because of his contested methods regarding Law and Order. Hervé Bourges and other members of the CSA (French censorship institute), who have to be given. Sylvester usually says "Beuuuuuuarh" to say "hi", with PPD responding "beuarh to you too". A Spanish version (Las Noticias del Guiñol) ran on Canal+ Spain and later on Cuatro between 1995 and 2008, and it was as influential as its French predecessor. "Travailleurs, travailleuses, le grand Capital vous ment, le grand Capital vous spolie..." ("Male workers, female workers, the Great Capital lies to you, the Great Capital is despoiling you..." — Arlette Laguiller, "Salut bonhomme !" With Yves Lecoq, Nicolas Canteloup, Daniel Herzog, Sandrine Alexi. She is ready to make the Revolution anytime! L'avis de Télérama sur toute l'actualité culturelle, du Cinéma à la Littérature, des Médias aux Sorties, en passant par la Musique et la Télévision. :) une très bonne parodie avec des textes très droles sur la crise et les problèmes des français :) … T’es tellement hypocrite que tu nies la justesse des paroles, comme tant de gens qui votent pour une équipe de truands (n’oublions jamais toutes les magouilles, de woerth a l’affaire karachi notamment) et qui continuent de se voiler la face… Qu’un patron du CAC40 vote sarko c’est compréhensible, mais que le français « moyen » comme un prof ou un chef de petite entreprise compte voter une nouvelle fois pour lui après s’être fait entuber pendant 5 ans ça me dépasse…Enfin bref reste dans ta misère mentale mais ai la décence de la garder la pour toi. Nicolas Sarkozy tried to pass for one during the 2011 Lybian civil war in order to avoid questions about his policy. les meilleurs guignols de ma génération c’était l’époque benladen et sylvestre :). —, "Formidable !" Nicolas Sarkozy, before becoming president. Super Menteur (Super Liar), François Bayrou. Mitt Romney seems to live in a world where words have. The entire sequence is a. Daniel Cohn-Bendit and Noël Mamère were supposed to campaign for Éva Joly's election in April 2012. Karl Lagerfeld always has a sharp tongue when commenting fashion he deems horrible. Since I put handkerchiefs to scare them. Les Guignols de l'info was a popular French News Parody and Satire puppet show broadcast on Canal+. For example, when PPDA was wondering if he knew some french words. Raymond Barre, though he was portrayed more as a. François Hollande before his candidacy for the presidential elections, and even after being elected, specially when it became visible that he regained weight. Rémy Pflimlin, PDG of France Télévisions. The very, very serious former Prime Minister François Fillon is either described as, Far-right politician Jean-Marie Le Pen is often dressed up like. Ce que je comprends de cette vidéo des ‘Guignols de l’info’ : 1. CONFIRMATION - Selon nos informations, "Les Guignols de l'info", c'est bel et bien fini. 2:37. Dans les grandes lignes, c’est exactement sa. — Bernard Tapie), "Imbécile ! Every time François Mitterand is moving, it makes a squeaky wheels sound. And José Bové, an ecologist and anti-globalization farmer. Serge July: "Écoutez, j'crois qu'c'est clair..." ("Look, I think that's obvious..."). For instance, the show's portrayal of Jacques Chirac during the 1995 Presidential election as a likeable everyman getting backstabbed and betrayed by former friend and rival Édouard Balladur (then Prime Minister) was claimed to have helped him get elected. In 2006, the same journalist tried to interview prominent movie stars. Concernant les hôpitaux etc.. qui ferment, les mals logés, les prêts, le pôle emploi surtout c’et vrai. For example, a shovel can come from out-of-screen to shut up one of the less-liked personalities (like Jean-Marie Le Pen) before he or she can utter a word in an interview. Alain de Greef, former programmation director of Canal+ who was always shown on. — former socialist prime minister Lionel Jospin's, "M'enfin c'est pas possible ! Michel even meekly apologizes when he says one (and in many cases, even before he tells the joke). Trop drôle les guignols en général. Jean Sarkozy towards his father. And Bernadette Chirac's hairdo. tremendous popularity through the years that continued for more than two decades. — François Bayrou, center-right unsuccessful presidential candidate), "En effet !" Laurence Parisot, who came after Seillière. PPDA's hair being fake. @Live on reconnaît les partisans de l’UMP. Fashion designer Karl Lagerfeld, about awful fashion. Éva Joly, a French-Norwegian ecologist and former examining magistrate. Jacques Chirac's puppet. Always averted in the series proper; no real people or animals appears alongside the puppets. Lionel Jospin, until François Hollande's election as President. Alas, audience ratings were appalling and the show was definitively put to rest in 2018, three months after its 30th anniversary. Édouard Balladur has the habit of quietly repeating the end of his phrases... the end of his phrases. World Company executives, who all look like, Bernadette Chirac was once portrayed like this in a spoof of the SPECTRE conference from. We never hear his voice anyway... except for rare exceptions. Allez les droitistes !! Also former prime minister Jean-Pierre Raffarin, after an infamous address in 2005, during the campaign for the referendum on the European Constitution. Les Guignols de l'Info : La marionnette de Cyril Hanouna présente TPMP. Les Guignols de l'info : Alain de Greef explique l'humour au CSA. Je me suis marrer avec ce clip parodié, en cette période morose, je dois le dire que ce message reflète la réalité.