Where is Madam I don't want to do my homework? And you who are watching us on TV, I can tell you here, it's madness! You've noticed that children who want to talk crying, they seem to have no network... "This is a child Bouygues or SFR?" (humorist death). But we were safe! That's it! What surprises tonight! Really, it makes me very very happy that you came to see me, the impromptu! No sir! ", I said "Really?" Attention, fous rires garantis ! I would like ... keep this image for last! ", What I like is when you take the bouquet of flowers and you said. Many people have been the victim of ... volcano! Grandpa, he plays a Wii!". But hey, it's not changing one letter in a word, like "Thank you" "Thank kou". You know? Sleep, it starts ... by closing your eyes! And it's true, it's my mother. Charged ... of study ...? "Ah bah! The suitcase just now, it goes round, it doesn't stop! ", If I had to say you real words, yeah-yeah-yeah. I told her, "No, there is a good ambience I remain out there!" There, there is a lady who corrected me, like if it were a text of Molière, you see! parce que vous avez peur aussi! I even heard an interview of an actress who said "I remained normal, What are you talking about? ", "There is a delusion, then, I do not know what they are doing, there! He believes that the dog, it understands the Dutch ! We go there, we go back, we go there, but know that there, there is nothing special ... Happiness is really here, and if it is here, it is thanks to you, to you, the public! I look at you and say to myself, this is it, this is soon finished my show, I'm a little sad, I do not want ... You home, who look us and you say, "Oh, I would like to be with them in the room, to live the trick!". Stop! No, no, not the shirt, if I take off the shirt, you're gonna say "Remit it!". What they believe, there is a panel that will down with written "Canceled", it's weird anyway! Imagine, I do it with your wife, it's her birthday "Everybody's Birthday Caro, 80kg! He is alive! do you imagine if in addition, we have helped to make this shit? I see a girl pass, pretty enough, I see, I do this pivoting male ... Eh? Imagine you meet your banker on Monday morning, like that in the street! I have a friend the other day who told me, "Gad ... you should never hit your children ... when you're angry", I said "OK, and when do you hit them, then?". Oh!! (singer). But then there! We will not bother you any longer, it's already huge the fact that we are here. ask him, where is, street that you search! Er besitzt neben der marokkanischen auch die französische und die kanadische Staatsangehörigkeit. no song, it's finished! I was there! He does not know how to use a microphone! I am tired these lullabies! French lullabies, this is madness! And they find excuses for why they do not want to sleep! In front row, There are people "So, no idea!"à! Yeah! ", Seriously, this song is crazy "A green mouse, running through the grass, I catch it by the tail". There is something very fascinating about musicians, this is the face they make when they play jazz! When he eats, there is nothing that surpasses even the tomato, it doesn't comes out of the sandwich! When we were kids, with my father, everybody took shots, nanny, babysitter, aunt, friends ... My friends, they tell me, "Take thee a GPS, why do you do not take a GPS? people arrive at 16h, they know that children arrive at 16:30 and for 30 minutes, they say "alala I do not know what happens!". Dans ce spectacle, mis en scène par sa soeur Judith Elmaleh, il parle de son enfance, de son fils et de son père ; 750 000 places seront vendus. Unprecedented show with a lot of sketches that you don't know, With ... how to say ... "guests" who will, later, much effect, Without forgetting that everything is full, there is more one seat. we are very astonished! 2 people like this topic: Want to like this Page? I really saw someone who has done the math! I do not have a TV, I do not have radio, I do not have the hard facts, I ride a bike, I gave birth at home, I eat grass ... ", She even told me "The next baby, I will give birth in pool! This is the baby himself wrote the text message ... "My name is Ryan, I was born this morning, my parents are fine!" I want to salute my producer Gilbert Coullier that started me on the road! ", There are only guys who are saying to their wife, Or parents and children at output of school, So, now, it's fascinating, the doors open, and parents. but are you stupid or what? "Do you remember? It is the first, well here I am favored" No! "Calm down, you're gonna buy 2 baguettes, okay! ON OFF. There is someone who says, "We we're hairdresser". Women hear noises at night, too, is very feminine, there is no guy who hear noises, And they think the guys "I swear you, there are guys with bows and hair like that!". I noticed one thing, a few weeks ago in an airport, ladies and gentlemen, I do not know if you saw, there are at airports, stores of suitcases! I sponsor an association of human collaboration with the wife of the President of the Republic. Come on, yeah yeah, oh! You do crazy tricks with your body I never understood! Upon awakening, the first thing you will do! And especially tonight is the Last, I will not leave the stage, I tell you immediately! ", And then the people who are watching TV "What did he say to Inès? ", No, women, they want to go to this guy, who look like much, like, "Yeah, I do not know what happens to me, I want to play music". There is a crazy thing, when you have a fish in an aquarium, and that friends come to see you at home, They all have the same reaction, rather stupid, they go to the aquarium and they do. You, you've always a tomato, she wants get their heads of the sandwich to see what happens, like "OK man, okay? Two neurotics, working for a suicide hotline on the night of Christmas Eve, get caught up in a catastrophe when a pregnant woman, her abusive boyfriend, and a transvestite visit their office. -Ah, okay, I understood! I have an uncle who told me, "But you can not you realize, the dog is smart! Because my son, he wants to see you on stage! You do not talk to Patrick Bruel! This is super weird, as behavior , right? ", I said "And that, who is it ?" I pulled out the shaving foam, I put shaving foam, I pulled out the hair gel, I began, too, a mask sunscreen. They want to celebrate ... Ok, ok ... You're a hairdresser, there is something that I do not understand in the hairdresser, it's the question you ask before making shampoo. ", I said, "Lady, I'm really delighted to piss everyone, it's an honor", Her husband says to me"You do a lot of show in France, you must come here also to reproduce", And then she sees that I have some white hair starting to grow and she wants to use the French expression, salt and pepper hair" but it comes out not like that at all from his mouth, She says, "It suits you very well seasoned hair !". When you're very famous, it's hard to go to a pharmacy and say "Hello, I would like a box of immodium", You can do it! The poor, they did nothing, they eat of Pépito, and you get upset with them ... And he practices this approximate and rotary knocking of fathers in the car. Gad Elmaleh on stage, it is an event, and it is shared, it is not finished! ", There are better! There is another, he wanted to tell us the temperature of outside the airplane! ", I said, "Dad, it pays € 3,500!" handsome, where do you come from? "Honey, where was he before the pub, a TV?". Sorry! This is great! But what are you doing? It's weird, seriously, I can't understand it! That's it! Gad Elmaleh - La dernière de Papa est en haut Titre original: Gad Elmaleh - La dernière de Papa est en haut ( Film ) Your mother, she met your family, everything is well, your wife, festivals, weekend, France! ", No, women, it's not that they want, they want a guy mysterious, class, elegant, eyes half-closed, Who in a evening, goes the piano, he plays a jazz tune, The number of women, to who I said "I love you" and who said "damn, you're so funny! The other day, my son, he drew me a home ... he showed me, I told him "But if we had a house like this, we would be in deep shit! Yes, go, I think I'll sing it, this is important! Fuck, little prince, you do not sleep yet! I said, "At the Palais des Sports", I said "For what? ", "Dad, when I breathe, it hurts here!" Have you seen the movie "All That Glitters", Harry? Finally, full of people who were ... in any case, I really think that children are much more intelligent than that! ", And of course, if it's the dad who showed you the photo, you say "he looks like daddy! it is a stereotype! The top of suréalisme and madness, And then, the guy, for me, he took drugs, I do not know what he took, There, the guy said "It's okay, I'm ready! Toilet paper, come on, it's the crazy! ! It is said that Gad has female humor, is he liked by particularly women? This was your night, congratulations! One day, I was in Holland, Amsterdam, and I saw a gentleman who spoke with his dog, in Dutch. I have seen you Mrs. No? I know there are some who say, "Wait, I do not understand, he wanna we sing, he's crazy! No, childrenthey wait their parents to school like that! ", But, do not overdo it, I mean, for example, when he sees you in 4x4 and tells you, I said "What? We have invoices to pay, laundry to washing, no, we go into the kitchen, gently to see if the fish is dead. Not inside, outside of the airplane! ", Uh ...the resting ! In addition, it's his privacy, do not say how much weight people, it does not! Why the drivers all speak like that? When the toilet is occupied on the airplane and that someone is waiting to go to the toilet, he don't say you that it's busy! ", "I..." speaking of him "be a grandpa?" A flash! Kind, more the parents are far, the more they lower the tears, the closer they get, the more they turn up the volume, they are strong, kids! It is fascinating to watch the tense dads who say hello between them so stressed ... Is it not crazy? Sorry! Here it is! If they were adults, they it would not be cute, but because it's children. I said "Yes!" Your mother, okay? And closer to you, there's nothing better for observe you . I'm like that, I can not anymore, I really want come back on stage. If you don't want to talk it, I understand! you can't say "No, frankly I don't feel it...", Or you can't tell him "No, when I see you and I see your wife I imagine the result, I do not want to ...", You see the child and you say, "He's cute!". Dans ce spectacle, mis en scène par sa soeur Judith Elmaleh, il parle de son enfance, de son fils et de son père ; 750 000 places seront vendus. This is my mother, that! ?a big stupidity! Friends! Aren't we better, together, in family? Should not yell children who do that! That's it! The great excuse famous "Dad, I'm hungry! What is fascinating in mothers is that they seek their children ... As if they had been given an approximate description, It is very strange, and when he comes out, they put pressure him, "It's okay, honey? Find out where you can buy, rent, or subscribe to a streaming service to watch Spiderman: Homecoming on-demand. Judith Elmaleh who wrote the show with me and who staged it! You must have a level of sense of orientation elevated, for to use the GPS, Sometimes I think, why in the GPS, there are not levels, For example, level 1, you do not just say "turn right", you're lost, no, you say, "Turn right, not this one which is just a right, it slightly to your left, go! she wanted to say "where do you want to sit-ir, in my opinion of you!". It's like the environment! this is CRAZY! Gad Elmaleh: Papa est en haut (2. The other day he told me "Why do I have to sleep? Are you sleeping? Everything was very well! La dernière de Papa est en haut, au palais des sports, en 2010PS: Le spectacle commence a partir de 15:00, It's 11 to 9, we are live from the Palais des Sports in Paris, it's an exceptional time, ladies and gentlemen, tonight. We do not like cats, huh! We all dreamed that there's a guy who running after us and that we are unable to run, why? and he told me "Yes" (pun French) ... A few weeks ago in Belgium, a lady came to me and said: A lady came to me and said "Oh Gad Elmaleh ...", "With your DVD, really ... you're pissing me of laugh, You piss my children, you piss my husband , you piss the family! There's enough! (Mobile Operators). Wonderful Johnny ... Gad and Maleh, I never had that, the duo. When your wife say "Honey, do I gained weight?" There are planes taking off and there are others who land! Pardon me ma'am! Do you ever analysed this song, seriously? Speak about piano and it appears! we no longer understand what they sing, I swear you! I said yes, He told me "And when I, I'll be a grandpa ... you, what do you will be? They saw, but they assimilate, they keep it, it is a cartridge! but you're not immune to a sentence like "Emile,come to see who it is who has the diarrheal! I say that because since years, the century that we are fishing. Your father, okay? I do not understand, if I tell you 11 days, you will not call for backup! In this respect, guys, when you do that, women see it all the time, I tell you! During this time I speak, I realized something! Yes, and we even did the math, 308 representations about 2h. What I wanted to say is that to care for a child, it's really hard! Dans ce spectacle, mis en scène par sa soeur Judith Elmaleh, il parle de son enfance, de son fils et de son père ; 750 000 places seront vendus. Ah bah, at that time, my apologies! No, but you see! I love this time of the show, it allows me to do a bit of sport! (with Moroccan accent) "In 200 meters ... After that, he said, "turn right!" heard on set "Coco", his first success as a director, If you count his upcoming film "Tintin" Spielberg, And recently, a big bet an actor, it's a Gad surprising that we found in "la Rafle". I say it, it's okay! A few hours ago, in front of the Palais des Sports,we wait in a calm and relaxed atmosphere ... Not everyone, they jostling to attend the Last of Gad, nearly 4 000 fans, Well, of course, what we love in Gad, it's his sketches. Then after he cries, and they modify their tears depending on the distance of the parents, it's crazy! 3 years of your life, tomorrow morning, what will you do? I hear nothing at the Palais des Sports, are we hot, tonight? Aha, it's scary, huh? This scene of a couple in a Swedish furniture store, "I tell you that this is out there the plates!!! They want you to drink, and you, like an idiot, you're here, at once, before a customs officer! You waiting them to be cushy watching a DVD, right? Faites du bruit pour cette Dernière, au Palais des Sports! Not ironed! He said, "Never in the life, a Debbouze, he will sell alcohol, never! I even remember where he was so angry, I swear it's true, he was so pissed, He took the water bottle like that, and he said "But what is there? But no, it is for the skit, wait, you will see after, I think women like the humorist for laugh 2 seconds, but live with a humorist, it's a hell, You do not want to live with a guy who we say hello in the street everyday like it, Whatever the condition in which you are, in a divorce, in the midst gastro, we say you hello like this, And notoriety, nobody talks about it, artists have of modesty, It is a taboo, we must not speak of notoriety, It must that everyone says "Yeah, I stayed simple, I kept my bearings!". ", Well yeah, you will not say "he looks like Bébert, the guy who works with your wife ...". I want to see everyone! On 15 July 2007, Elmaleh premiered his fifth one-man show, Papa est en haut, in Montreal as part of the Just for Laughs festival. Jamel announces exclusively live on TF1, his return, it will be next February. Who annoys me is the one that comes without school bag! ", "Honey, Ben, now they sing" A green mouse ", there, "Listen, I do not want to zap, because I like it, it looks to be a good ambience, "But it sings, in the choir, on TF1," A green mouse "I think we're in a big frenzy, there! No "Little Bird", it's finished! Best of Gad in a moment because he will go on stage, We are just behind the stage and it warm up. Ah, that's cool, welcome to the Belgians who came tonight, sincerely, it's nice! Take off your shoes! I hear nothing, we assure guys, anyway! ... No ... All the guys in couple, they say "no, not at all ...". I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Tweet Share on Facebook. ", When your wife said "Honey, do I gained weight? I do not know if you know this pharmacy and I also talk to people who are watching in front of their TV. ", "We will soon calm down and take forever bullshit there, OK? Thank you! Is there really people who arrive at the airport, with all the clothes, like that? It smells good, my friends from the airplane!! "Oh yeah! Thou shalt not even answer when she asks you if she has put on weight! Because she said it was she who invented the ecology. Et vous dites: «Non, chérie, c'est rien!" To be free to make the choices I want, write and invent!